LFG Seltzer Midnight Shirley (4 Pack)

LFG Seltzer Midnight Shirley (4 Pack)

Availability: 5+ In Stock
Order Now to Ship Today
All orders placed before 3:00PM Pacific time

Add a free printed gift note at cart page!
Save an additional 10% off this order + free shipping on orders over $50! Sign up CWS Vault $19.95/mo

Once this subscription is added to your cart discounts and free shipping will be applied automatically to your purchase.

Join the CWS vault today and save 60% off the monthly membership fee. As part of the CWS Membership Vault, you'll receive:


  • 10% OFF sitewide on every purchase including sale items
  • FREE (2-5 Business days) Ground Shipping on orders over $50
  • Special Offers
  • FREE mystery vault gifts in every shipment
  • Limited to 3 different shipping addresses
  • Not Valid for Corporate orders
  • Monthly Billing of $19.95
  • Vault Membership requires a 3-month minimum start-up commitment


Join today!

*If you choose to cancel your CWS Vault Monthly Membership, you must cancel 5 days prior to your membership renewal date. Failure to cancel 5 days prior to membership renewal will result in your payment method being charged for the following month.

CWS Monthly Vault Membership - Exclusive Offer

Quick Overview

Why is a Shirley Temple a non-alcoholic drink? Can someone answer that? Well, whatever. We fixed the problem.

Customer Reviews

LFG Seltzer Midnight Shirley
Bar Collection
Bottle Size:
24 Fl Oz
  • Gift Options at checkout
    Gift Options
    at checkout
  • Secure Payment
  • Discreet Shipping
Price: $19.99


You've made it to the product page for the Seltzer That Fucks! This is the hardest take ever on a Shirley Temple at 8% ABV literally LFG! Enjoy straight up or mix into your favorite cocktail ! Also Check out Ménage À Orange.