So you want to know what your favorite alcohol choice says about who you are. This can surely be taken at an amusement level. If you’re a vodka lover then you are probably young and haven’t learned what your favorite liquor is yet, aside from getting a massive hangover the next day. Enjoy that. Beer lovers drink any type of beer when they are already drunk, or low on money; maybe you just want to take it slow and drink throughout the whole day, or in a frat. The ultimate favorite is a wine drunk. They are fun to be around and probably super bubbly and sweet. These people are classy drinkers that will even drink out of a box because it is just that good. A fun one to have is a wine cooler. It’s basically a juice box with a low alcohol level. It can make you feel a little tipsy, but it is surely the drink for people that aren’t into trying the hard alcohol. It’s good if you like to keep things calm and safe.
Bring on the gin; it means you are classy or maybe a grandmother. Either way, you know how to end your evening right. If you are a tequila lover then you are most surely balls-to-the-wall crazy. You don’t take no for an answer, and you are probably the one singing karaoke in front of a bunch of strangers. These people don’t like the taste, but surely want to get drunk. You are fun and on a mission. These are the best kinds of people to bring around a party. To all those whiskey lovers; you are hard but fun. You like taking back-to-back shots, and will probably be riding the mechanical bull at the end of the night. Bourbon lovers probably have a trust fund and demand that they be served with just one ice cube with their drink. Rum is for a spring break in a bottle. It’s super strong and delicious, but will wreck possibly wreck you after a good two hours of fun. Enjoy that. Champagne lovers are most likely coming from a country club, or have a $700 handbag. Maybe you are just on a vacation in Mexico. Whatever your drink of choice, just own it and enjoy. Drink responsibly.